Hi! I'm Hannah Raulston! I'm a Youtuber, a poet, a designer, and a like-to-have-funner. Randomosity is a good word to describe the type of stuff I'll be posting, but it's all for good fun! :D
On a Scale of 1 to Hannah
(via game-of-chairs)
sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison:
#my online friends meeting my irl friends
Can we talk about the fact that the girl in the middle looks like she isnt even dropping her coffee? It looks like she’s just throwing it on the ground
Darcy has learned from Thor that throwing your coffee on the ground is the proper way to request another.
1los:
Hold Close - IngridTan
excuse you did you just make me cry over a flame and a drop of water
brb, crying
(via its-raining-british-men)
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
(via bistringual)
The Haydn Effect: Child is witty and quick on his feet, quite often bringing a grin to the faces of those around him. Despite this he exhibits remarkable humility.
The Bach Effect: Child memorizes Scripture and says his prayers every day; may overwhelm listeners with his speech.
The Handel Effect: Much like the Bach Effect; in addition, the child may exhibit dramatic behavior.
The Beethoven Effect: Child develops a superiority complex and is prone to violent tantrums; is a perfectionist.
The Liszt Effect: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important
The Bruckner Effect: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. Gains a reputation for profundity.
The Grieg Effect: This child is quirky yet cheery. May be prone toward Norwegian folklore.
The Wagner Effect: Child becomes a megalomaniac. Speaks for six hours at a stretch.
The Schoenberg Effect: Child never repeats a word until he has used all the other words in his vocabulary. Sometimes talk backwards or upside-down. Eventually people stop listening to him. Child blames them for their inability to understand him.
The Ives Effect: Child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several separate conversations at once.
The Stravinsky Effect: Child is prone to savage, guttural and profane outbursts that lead to fighting and pandemonium in preschool.
The Shostakovich Effect: Child only expresses themselves in parent-approved ways.
The Cage Effect: Childs says exactly nothing for 4 minutes and 33 seconds. Preferred by 9 out of 10 classroom teachers.
The Glass Effect: Child repeats one word over, and over, and over, and over....
YESSS LONG AWAITED SMART PHONE! MY PARENTS SURPRISED ME! I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY RIGHT NOW! THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!! :D
